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Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm / United States / Love
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
by wellthisisawkward80 / 11/06/2011 at 1:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by XxFA1LxX / 11/06/2011 at 1:14am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 10:14am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by ouch. / 09/25/2011 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by PC Jones / 09/20/2011 at 10:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 6:39am / Australia / Intimacy
by Alexandra / 09/20/2011 at 4:25am / Lebanon / Intimacy
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
by ugly? / 09/20/2011 at 4:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 3:24am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:26am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Scott / 09/15/2011 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Health
by wf / 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm / United States / Intimacy
- Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are… Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found…