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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 September 1988 (26 years)
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Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24635) - you deserved it (9166)

On 01/29/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

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123 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (10421) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I found out what it's like to get brain-freeze while recovering from a head injury. FML

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48 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by The captain - Canada (Alberta)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

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51 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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On 06/06/2009 at 7:18am - work - by foretwintie (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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