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About gazzdogs : Hey I'm Tayla.
I love FML and soccer.
I live on the Northern Beaches, NSW, Australia
I tend to ramble on about random stuff so please excuse anything stupid that I say.
My favourite people on FML are:
and anyone who always has witty, hilarious or intelligent comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Friday 28 August 2015