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  • Town/Country : kyle, texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 313
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50867) - you deserved it (3882)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31989) - you deserved it (13543)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13365) - you deserved it (34595)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia



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