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About gary3768 : I hate messaging people first feel free to message. I Like to make friends.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
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Today, a nurse asked my relationship status. I answered, "Married". She then asked if there was any possibility of me being pregnant. I hardly contained my snort, before responding, "No, you have to have sex for that." I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that it's true or her laughter. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015