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Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26961) - you deserved it (4230)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12301) - you deserved it (30583)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7875) - you deserved it (41386)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)



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