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Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8413) - you deserved it (1393)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8889) - you deserved it (20781)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, one of my managers at work asked me to carrying our new Frappe machine to front counter for assembling. Being 5 months pregnant, I explained to her I am unable to safely lift more than 20-30lbs. I was then fired and told that I shouldn't use being pregnant as an excuse to not work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34616) - you deserved it (2873)

On 01/06/2010 at 6:06am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4837) - you deserved it (27224)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)