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  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 11 October 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

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On 09/13/2013 at 9:24am - misc - by NoorFML (woman) - United States

Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML

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On 08/10/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by selfesteemloss (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)



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