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Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML

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142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29737) - you deserved it (14126)

On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

#740142
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On 04/01/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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