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garebear61

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About garebear61 : I very much enjoy reading FML's. They really help pass the time while I am in class lol. Message me if you want to know anything. Also While writing my description an earthquake ocurred.... it is odd because I live in a place where they are uncommon. Just something interesting I suppose. And I am not too big on the grammar stuff. A few things about me; I love football and in high school I made the all-state team as well as earned a full scholarship to play college ball. I listen to mostly country music, but other types as well. I love animals.

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Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

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