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Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57751) - you deserved it (11745)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41691) - you deserved it (8870)

On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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