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garcan13
  • Town/Country : Cleveland, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 March 1988 (26 years)
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About garcan13 : I go to college. I work at a coffee shop. I party a lot.

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Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36790) - you deserved it (83139)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)



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