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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 March 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2232
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 10:41pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 11:30am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 7:37pm<b>kiwi15499</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:35pm<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 12:56am<b>blazeitrabbit</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 4:30pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:40pm<b>BandOfBrothers</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 2:35am<b>JackHuason</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:48pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 10:02am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 4:42am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 10:07am<b>Relf</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 11:25pm<b>JackThomasBell</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 6:23am<b>Phabia</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 7:44am<b>Maplekat</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 8:16pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 4:31am<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 1:23pm

Fucked!<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 4:42am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:24pm<b>Mooish</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 10:22pm<b>I_Am_Lamp_</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 6:21am<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 3:14am<b>xninix</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 2:49am<b>morondon000</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 2:08am<b>Darkcamzy</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 1:05am<b>kooljac702</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 12:26am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 12:19am<b>24jfred</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 2:45am<b>Lockerch</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 3:25pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 2:53pm<b>iSnipeFatPeople</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 8:04am<b>Jpav1</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 1:34pm<b>xEliteVenom</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 7:06am<b>mcklewhore</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 6:51am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 12:02am

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Today, I'm a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting guy of about 30 gets on board with two huge bags. Worried, I keep an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML

by BilletsDoudous / 01/15/2015 at 1:51am / France / Work

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

by Soulara89 / 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML

by driven_crazy / 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

by anon / 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, the family computer's 15-year-old CRT monitor which gives me headaches finally stopped working. My dad quickly found a replacement: an even older CRT monitor that gives me worse headaches. FML

by has an old monitor / 12/05/2014 at 9:00am / Germany (Berlin) / Geek

Today, I woke up with a swollen lump on my throat. It's extremely painful. My dad named it Gretchen and now talks about it as if it's a person. FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 10:29pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

by void bowels() { cry(); } / 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm / United Kingdom (Caerphilly) / Transportation

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

by weirdthingtosay / 11/21/2014 at 4:56am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML

by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm / United States / Work

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

by jigglypluff / 11/19/2014 at 12:27am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

by HereToLaughAtU / 11/17/2014 at 11:16pm / United States (Iowa) / Work

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Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

by noxiffic / 10/31/2014 at 8:31am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML

by mellielynnemily / 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm / United States / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

by too good / 10/24/2014 at 6:54am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy

Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML

by Deadpool434 / 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous