garadan1

Search for a member

Offline (the 04/08/2016 at 9:00pm)

garadan1

6Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 September 1999 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

garadan1's page activity

Visits<b>fishtities</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 6:37pm<b>yourmomshotfirst</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 10:46pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:29pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 11:34pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 11:58am<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 1:45am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 5:58pm<b>Thatepicperson</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 3:44pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:09am<b>whatever_idc8483</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 1:30pm<b>Maggi_1997</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 1:55pm<b>Princess_Ash12</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 7:14pm<b>usmcmischief</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 4:51pm<b>mentallizzard</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 4:25pm<b>AnOriginalName</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 4:04pm<b>toomanyidiots</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 2:24pm<b>FuckFace10</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 1:51pm<b>papygeorges</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 12:19pm

Fucked!<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 4:34am<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 9:13pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 11:09am<b>BakenWake420</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 11:53pm<b>dylanger16</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 10:29pm<b>obsidianhere</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 2:48am

garadan1's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

See all of garadan1's badges

garadan1's favorite FMLs

Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML

by Airplane crap / 10/21/2014 at 4:13pm / United States (Kansas) / Transportation

Today, I got drug tested for the second time this week. It's Tuesday. FML

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said: "It's nothing personal." FML

by ColdStones / 10/20/2014 at 4:50am / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML

by MotherMary / 10/12/2014 at 9:21am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, while waiting for a plane, a man in a wheelchair was struggling to get to baggage, so I helped him. I did so without realising that I passed through the "No Entry" gate. What did I forget? My phone, my ID, and my boarding pass. What do you need to get back to the plane? All of those. FML

by epiclollipop / 10/12/2014 at 8:52am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

by sisterofthebride / 10/03/2014 at 4:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

by impure / 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm / United States / Health

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

by Anonymous / 09/29/2014 at 11:42am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

by up to no-good... / 08/22/2014 at 12:09am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML

by lostintdot / 07/31/2014 at 7:38am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

by cocacola999 / 05/03/2014 at 6:38am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

by shorty / 04/21/2014 at 12:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

by parental failure / 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2010 at 8:52pm / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML

by wtf / 08/15/2010 at 8:52am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love