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Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

#14934394
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24211) - you deserved it (3064)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came downstairs disappointed thinking that my parents had forgotten my birthday. Turns out they didn't forget, they just couldn't be bothered to do anything for it. FML

#14928648
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27658) - you deserved it (2708)

On 02/10/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by Shivvy (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I got an email from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

#14924630
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25401) - you deserved it (2471)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:48pm - misc - by JaneVI (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer had kept my I.D by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

#14914923
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24022) - you deserved it (3569)

On 02/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

#14913513
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7545) - you deserved it (46525)

On 02/09/2011 at 8:12pm - misc - by inosehowthatgotthere (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

#14906275
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11174) - you deserved it (40649)

On 02/09/2011 at 5:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

#14906139
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9816) - you deserved it (30728)

On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML

#14892103
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8053) - you deserved it (27078)

On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67981) - you deserved it (6252)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

#14572536
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23758) - you deserved it (11313)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML

#14399301
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6687) - you deserved it (42748)

On 12/30/2010 at 7:07pm - love - by lululee53 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

#8875479
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23549) - you deserved it (3936)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking when I heard a car horn honk. I looked up to see a hot guy giving me a thumbs up. As he got a better look at me, he made a disgusted face and flipped his hand so he was giving me a thumbs down. FML

#6008433
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33039) - you deserved it (3717)

On 10/26/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by notsohot (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

#4596913
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60443) - you deserved it (13250)

On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was puked on for the third time in three years at our annual choir concert. What makes it so significant? The fact that the same guy pukes on me every year from stage fright. We're arranged alphabetically, and he's always in the row RIGHT above me. FML

#4313444
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51930) - you deserved it (4174)

On 08/05/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)



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