About gamegeek42 : I am 23...I am laid back. I like to just chill and hang out with my friends. I dont give a shit about what people think about me. I am a game geek. Xbox live all the way!! if you want to know more ask. If you play Xbox live. destroyer1342 is my gamer tag.
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Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML
by Anonymous / 03/23/2013 at 11:21am / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy
Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML
by Protectress / 08/23/2011 at 2:50am / United States (Texas) / Work
by THOMASisMYname / 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
by devilboy / 07/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anna / 07/06/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother insisted I thoroughly water all the plants in and around my house before some people turned up. This would be fine except 90% of them are fake. She is convinced it will make them look "realer." FML
by omfgfmlife / 07/05/2011 at 10:32am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Noff / 07/05/2011 at 5:42am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 12:30am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
by Stacy / 07/05/2011 at 12:04am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by T-Guy / 07/02/2011 at 11:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by NYMTS / 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
by LindseyS / 03/19/2009 at 5:10pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
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