About gahj : HI, my name is Ali and i'm different from other people around me. I'm very smart and looking forward to becoming a surgeon or cardiologist since i love the human body. If you have a question message me and I will try to answer. BTW i hate grammar nazis.
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by Ashleigh / 03/02/2012 at 5:53pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
by Pissedoff777 / 08/12/2011 at 1:33am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by FML / 07/29/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by AndieApocalypse / 06/03/2011 at 12:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by burntloyalty / 03/26/2011 at 4:54pm / United States / Health
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek
Today, our boss asked us out to lunch and told us to choose wherever we wanted to eat. Thinking that she’d be paying for it, we chose a pricey seafood restaurant. When we'd eaten, she told us that we could pay her back later. FML
by naughtytwinsisters / 02/25/2011 at 3:27am / Philippines (Manila) / Money
by saddened97 / 01/20/2011 at 4:39am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by skyhigh / 01/13/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Money
by sad / 01/08/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Oregon) / Love