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gaga_fierce
  • Town/Country : Neverland, U.S. of A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 539
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gaga_fierce : My name's Gabby! I'm 15, enjoy taking pictures, eating ice cream, and playing lacrosse. And reading FML's of course! :p They make me feel like my life isn't as bad as it seems, haha.

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Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

#19476340
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20364) - you deserved it (1532)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14686) - you deserved it (25587)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30408) - you deserved it (11873)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15274) - you deserved it (43108)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school. After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number. I wrote it on an old receipt. Little did I remember, the receipt was from when I bought lube and condoms. FML

#18146927
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12414) - you deserved it (25499)

On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by snownerd - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16093) - you deserved it (45870)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

#17429478
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26409) - you deserved it (5084)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - animals - by Ser17 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (3159)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33109) - you deserved it (8770)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25068) - you deserved it (4519)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60126) - you deserved it (4793)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34561) - you deserved it (11891)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37896) - you deserved it (2417)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

#14820910
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26666) - you deserved it (5598)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML

#13361904
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43368) - you deserved it (4704)

On 10/08/2010 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States



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