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gabythatcher

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1014
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Soluxis</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 4:46am<b>mhoch22</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 5:30pm<b>powerkeep</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 1:38am<b>Frankie602</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 2:48pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 10:12pm<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 12:29pm<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 7:39am<b>qjenks01</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 6:54am<b>tranced_</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 1:24am<b>mcduckens</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 12:20am<b>DarkJediLove</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 11:58pm<b>noadditives</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 11:13pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 10:57pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 8:19pm<b>inkjet</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 5:47pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 4:27pm<b>idkwyatt</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 6:58pm

Fucked!<b>mhoch22</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:30pm<b>powerkeep</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 7:37am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 3:12am<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 5:29pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 6:24am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 1:19am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 6:18am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 5:12pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 1:00am<b>iPixiee</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 8:43pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 10:53am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 12:19am<b>Olivia93</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 11:58pm

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gabythatcher's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

#21510678
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25303) - you deserved it (22330)

On 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML

#21465088
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20188) - you deserved it (12302)

On 09/06/2015 at 12:55am - misc - by ballthlete (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

#21458825
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25422) - you deserved it (6718)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

#21443311
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11969) - you deserved it (28019)

On 07/18/2015 at 12:31am - misc - by MerryDeathmas - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

#21420039
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30747) - you deserved it (4373)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML

#21410748
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36329) - you deserved it (2948)

On 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

#21406274
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30283) - you deserved it (2839)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
101 comments

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML

#21394235
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29935) - you deserved it (3755)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:12pm - misc - by Drill Drilled - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML

#21392355
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33110) - you deserved it (7315)

On 04/12/2015 at 1:00pm - intimacy - by left, I guess (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34818) - you deserved it (7134)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML

#21379134
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31457) - you deserved it (3202)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I met the perfect guy. He's sweet, funny, charming, a great kisser - the whole package. The downside? He has the same exact name as my father, last name and all. I can't kiss him without thinking of my dad. FML

#21378117
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34410) - you deserved it (4025)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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