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by box bulge / 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm / China / Health
Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML
by smeeagain / 10/20/2011 at 9:17pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Miroslav208 / 10/20/2011 at 10:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by ikickgingers / 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm / United States / Work
by lolilovemyboyfriend / 10/19/2011 at 10:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids
Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML
by anonymous / 10/19/2011 at 8:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by derbyboy / 10/19/2011 at 1:38am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Work
by Mini-wanker / 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by imy / 10/18/2011 at 11:01am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by jaleesadavis21 / 10/18/2011 at 9:25am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple seconds later and played video games instead. FML
by Unknown / 10/18/2011 at 12:50am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML
by BackAndForth / 10/18/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by number2 / 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm / United States / Work
by planking champion / 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it… Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show… Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than…