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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4943
  • Number of comments : 220
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML

#18120236
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29210) - you deserved it (3901)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by spacemanspiff78 (man) -

Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML

#18106914
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7222) - you deserved it (42230)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Poole)

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

#18106898
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13127) - you deserved it (32349)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Messiahman - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

#18101877
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15248) - you deserved it (46623)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML

#18100630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19079) - you deserved it (34018)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

#18098530
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33958) - you deserved it (19090)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

#18098530
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33958) - you deserved it (19090)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30645) - you deserved it (5426)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

#18093581
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24954) - you deserved it (2787)

On 10/28/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

#18093315
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34577) - you deserved it (2902)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

#18089011
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40248) - you deserved it (4921)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by The fat and the ugly (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36202) - you deserved it (8517)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15753) - you deserved it (38548)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15753) - you deserved it (38548)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38206) - you deserved it (8611)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States



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