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I found out that absentmindedly correcting mah boss' use of the word ( whom ) could result in mah immediate termination. big fat FML

#18146820
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24806) - you deserved it (7915)

On 11/03/2011 at 11:44am - work - by LuckyLoser9 - United States

Today, mah mom told mah girlfriend an embarrassing story about me, along the lines ofhenever mah parents would take me school clothes shopping, I'd cry because I hatd all the choices they gave me. The most recent incident of this? Last year. I'm 18. FML

#18146377
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14236) - you deserved it (29761)

On 11/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Czechplease - United States

Today, grlfriend thinks house is filled with ghosts . She can only hear themhen I fart . FML

#18145802
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23328) - you deserved it (5136)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with mah cat. FML

#18145611
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (9374)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, an making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

#18145406
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41361) - you deserved it (3060)

On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, ( Call me when you're ready to feel wat a real man can do to you. ) FML

#18145171
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64300) - you deserved it (4758)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I learnd that all it takes to anger mah sister's new parrot is to walk past its perch . I also learnd that a beak over two inches long is very capable of inflicting injuries that requre stitches . FML

#18144949
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24716) - you deserved it (3811)

On 11/03/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

TODAY... I WENT TO THE BANK TO MAKE A DEPOSIT. WHILE I WAS WAITING ON MAH TRANSACTION... THE BANK TELLERS WERE MAKING FUN OF ME. I COULD TELL CAUSE I HEARD THEM THROUGH THE SPEAKER. FML

#18143971
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27876) - you deserved it (2229)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was invitd to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The looool party is at work, cuz my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a ( busines trip ) that happend while we were still engagd. FML

#18142584
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (2646)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:45pm - love - by lebowski101 - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, MY MOM LEARND HOW TO USE THE TEXT MESSAGING ON HER SMARTPHONE!! I'VE RECIEVD 37 ALREADY, AND SHE CALLS AFTER EVERY SINGLE ONE TO MAKE SURE I UNDERSTOOD HER!! MEGA FML

#18137674
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35555) - you deserved it (2902)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I overheard mah dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant mah brother, for flunking out of school. He meant looool me, for quitting sports to focus on mah studies. FML

#18137522
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32407) - you deserved it (2884)

On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I yelld at mah boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knockd over a candle an lit the couch on fire. FML

#18137309
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30486) - you deserved it (13583)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:50am - love - by S. Bauer (woman) - Portugal

TODAY, I WENT TO MY BOYFRIEND'S APARTMENT TO BREAK UP WITH HIM SINCE HE'S ALWAYS BUSY, AN I HAVEN'T SEEN OR SPOKE TO HIM IN ALMOST 2 MONTHS . I ARRIVED TO FIND OUT FROM HIS LANDLORD THAT HE'D MOVED OUT 3 WEEKS AGO, LEAVING A NOTE SAYING THAT WE WERE OVER . FML

#18135824
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28327) - you deserved it (7743)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:21am - love - by melikeyturtles - United States

TODAY WHILE SPOONING MY SPOUSE I WAS AWAKEND IN THE WEE HOURS BY A HUGE JUNK-RATTLING FART. THIS HAS HAPPEND NUMEROUS TIMES SINCE SHE BECAME A VEGETARIAN. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29478) - you deserved it (3434)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today...hile I was having sex with my girlfriend... I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done... and then I checkd it out. My mom had postd on my Facebook... telling me that if I didn't keep it down... she was going to come up looool to my room.

#18135493
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30181) - you deserved it (12489)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by ugadawgs09 - United States (Tennessee)



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