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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4948
  • Number of comments : 220
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18253) - you deserved it (11545)

On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26011) - you deserved it (3473)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40799) - you deserved it (2719)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

#309
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31793) - you deserved it (7543)

On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26550) - you deserved it (14258)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version



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