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Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML
by thegoldenboy3 / 02/12/2009 at 7:14am / Spain (Andalucia) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
by hahahehehohohoo / 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Love
by Noname / 02/05/2009 at 6:15pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Sleeper_C3ll / 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML
by rexob / 02/04/2009 at 10:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by thermos / 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Miko / 02/01/2009 at 11:45am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
by impatient amy / 01/27/2009 at 9:23am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by blahmina / 01/23/2009 at 10:18am / United States (California) / Transportation
by spoony / 01/19/2009 at 12:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for KY. FML
by kallens / 01/15/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
by Noname / 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
- Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would… Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube.… Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!"…