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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1995 (20 years)
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Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35513) - you deserved it (4107)

On 09/02/2011 at 8:47am - intimacy - by rochellamaya - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

#17615072
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38691) - you deserved it (3718)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

#17525336
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54341) - you deserved it (3955)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42550) - you deserved it (3106)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42550) - you deserved it (3106)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML

#17473722
118 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by theultimatesalonfail - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML

#17446772
198 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

#17429477
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38172) - you deserved it (6879)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by noway - Singapore

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

#17414090
241 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
299 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
181 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

#17250020
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30625) - you deserved it (9595)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

#17193667
125 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

#17109448
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39051) - you deserved it (3008)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm - health - by Eden - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

#17067596
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11204) - you deserved it (50686)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:09pm - money - by brokeaf - United States



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