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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 220
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Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

#17954133
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29807) - you deserved it (2902)

On 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by octoberrain - United States (Ohio)

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

#17954087
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26285) - you deserved it (2923)

On 10/10/2011 at 7:11pm - love - by crapedup - United States (Alabama)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
433 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38834) - you deserved it (26694)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

#17952453
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26528) - you deserved it (3421)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as the best man fled the country. With the marriage certificate and vendor money. Not to mention the rings. FML

#17909341
134 comments

Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML

#17903490
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32281) - you deserved it (3142)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:18pm - work - by SimpleSwimmer - United States (California)

Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML

#17898016
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29268) - you deserved it (3665)

On 10/03/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by sorenips - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

#17892835
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36936) - you deserved it (5780)

On 10/03/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

#17884262
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33607) - you deserved it (3202)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

#17877731
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31016) - you deserved it (2879)

On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38712) - you deserved it (12580)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22592) - you deserved it (47123)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28250) - you deserved it (3233)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying "that's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML

#17760005
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27022) - you deserved it (2299)

On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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