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by Yeoman / 11/19/2011 at 2:47am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Love
by OUCH. / 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm / United States / Health
by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went through a yellow light and got a call from her complaining that I had left her. So, I made it a point to stop at the next yellow light. She rear-ended me. FML
by TheFlickChick / 11/17/2011 at 2:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by anxiety / 11/16/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML
by whoopsboutthecap / 11/15/2011 at 7:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML
by Stalked / 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by ish0rty / 11/14/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 4:27am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
by Pk45 / 11/11/2011 at 10:37am / United Kingdom (Swansea) / Animals
by embarrassed / 11/11/2011 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/10/2011 at 2:06am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by explainer / 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Intimacy
- Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself.… Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize… Today, my friends told me they have been able to see all my BDSM likes in their Facebook feeds. My…