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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35570) - you deserved it (6893)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39826) - you deserved it (3289)

On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
602 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47274) - you deserved it (12239)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went through a yellow light and got a call from her complaining that I had left her. So, I made it a point to stop at the next yellow light. She rear-ended me. FML

Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML

#18260815
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22596) - you deserved it (9862)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by anxiety (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14358) - you deserved it (61307)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37451) - you deserved it (3608)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

#18249265
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42342) - you deserved it (2579)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my social-awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML

#18244071
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28191) - you deserved it (4763)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ish0rty - United States

Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do I have a swollen, blistered eye, but I am covered in milk as my boss assured me that would help. FML

#18225907
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25374) - you deserved it (2672)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20014) - you deserved it (81784)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML

#18217794
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28363) - you deserved it (7977)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:37am - animals - by Pk45 (man) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9983) - you deserved it (118962)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25024) - you deserved it (5902)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML

#18192862
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53068) - you deserved it (7183)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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