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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 July 1984 (30 years)
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Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money 4 a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34088) - you deserved it (5287)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried exercising. Myhole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25774) - you deserved it (13161)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah daughter brought her new boyfriend over fir dinner. I realize now y she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43878) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend yelld at me fir breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26138) - you deserved it (4933)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Told My Son He Couldn't Have A Toy. He Threw A Fit, Looked Me In The Eye, And Screamed, "Daddy's Right! You R A Bitch!" The Whole Store Was Watching. Big Fat FML

#18410529
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35731) - you deserved it (6068)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
126 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I Went To Go Get Ma Driver's License, Only To Be Told Tat I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate. In Order To Get Te Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate, I Need A Driver's License Or Ma Passport. In Order To Get A Passport, I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate Or A Drivers License. I Ave None. Mega FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44080) - you deserved it (5088)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I discovered that u should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters . mega FML

#18384979
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9786) - you deserved it (60189)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced... and looool that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhmhat? big fat FML

#18324369
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29305) - you deserved it (4554)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me fir Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could fine in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walkd into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12560) - you deserved it (43748)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do looool I have social anxiety, but I get so anxiou I can create fake illnesses. FML

#18314342
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20773) - you deserved it (5799)

On 11/22/2011 at 3:08am - health - by daybyday - Australia

Today, a woman and her daughter cummd into the store I work at. The girl placd a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessd she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already looool hered a lecture, I simply thankd her fir bringing them back. Her mom yelld at me fir not yelling at her. FML

#18304888
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31134) - you deserved it (2921)

On 11/21/2011 at 2:02am - work - by disciplinaryaction (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with ere and there fir a year!! To impress her I popped a certain male enhancement supplement!! Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period!! What a long night!! FML

#18300773
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11320) - you deserved it (40733)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by johnnydoe6969 - United States

Today..!! mah mother looked me dead in the face and said..!! "I have failed as a parent." mega FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (6595)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I got mah braces off. I also got mah tongue pierced. Both by mah orthodontist. FML

#18273711
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36667) - you deserved it (3120)

On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States



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