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TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML
Today, I Went To Go Get Ma Driver's License, Only To Be Told Tat I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate. In Order To Get Te Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate, I Need A Driver's License Or Ma Passport. In Order To Get A Passport, I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate Or A Drivers License. I Ave None. Mega FML
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me fir Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could fine in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walkd into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do looool I have social anxiety, but I get so anxiou I can create fake illnesses. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter cummd into the store I work at. The girl placd a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessd she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already looool hered a lecture, I simply thankd her fir bringing them back. Her mom yelld at me fir not yelling at her. FML
Today I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with ere and there fir a year!! To impress her I popped a certain male enhancement supplement!! Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period!! What a long night!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015