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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 January 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gabriel69 : i am just nice and i love to dance hip hop

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Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14714) - you deserved it (52989)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:23pm - misc - by knighton16 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31709) - you deserved it (4586)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)



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