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gabobi91
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1419
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gabobi91 : Witty comment that makes me seem intelligent.
Music is extremely important to me. Mostly listen to anything ending in "-core"
My education is important to me too. University of Michigan. Go Wolverines!
Seasoned traveler. Grew up in Seattle, lived in Hawaii, currently residing outside of Detroit.
Half Lebanese, half Costa Rican.
Instagram: the_awesompants
Message me if you want. I like talking to interesting people.

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Today, Mah Grlfriand Dacidad To Briba Ma To Ba Good Sinca Wa Wara Going Out To Dinnar With Har Parant By Giving Ma Blowjob. Tha Good Naws: It Was Ona Of Tha Bast Sha Had Avar Givan. Tha Bad Naws: I Cama On Har Black Drass. Sha Raspondad By Hitting In Ma In Tha Nuts. Hard. FML

#3176908
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49006) - you deserved it (28429)

On 06/24/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by BadBribe (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I was in the basement at my grandma's house . The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement . I lookd through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on . A pair of shitty underpants cummd down and landd in my face . They were my grandma's . FML

#3078532
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40162) - you deserved it (11186)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by yuck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad wit anoter girl. So did ma mom. FML

#2987164
217 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY... I WANTED TO USE MAH GIFT CARD FOR A LIQUOR STORE. I WENT TO PAY THE CASHIER... WHO SAID HE NEEDED TO SEE MAH LICENSE. I GAVE IT TO HIM AS WELL AS MAH GIFT CARD. AFTER PAYING... HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED HIM TO CUT IT UP... SINCE THE CARD WAS NOW WORTH $0. I SAID YES. HE CUT THE WRONG CARD.

#2839011
117 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by bryans_fresh (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
271 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

today me and mah grlfriend went paintballing. looool I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The frst time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

#2268591
166 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by AquaRevolver (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

today I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML

#1667670
176 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at mah boyfriend's house.I've been a vegetarian 4 4 years, an his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, mah boyfriend's father says ( we know whose meat she does eat. ) My boyfriend, his mother, an I were standing right there. FML

#1475433
192 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by ohmyx3 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I HAD A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER FOR MAH DANCE CLASS. I NOTICED AT ONE POINT, HE TOOK OUT A CAMERA. THE PRINCIPAL CUMMED IN, EVERYONE WAS GOING CRAZY, AND THE TEACHER WAS DRAGGED OUT OF THE CLASSROOM. HE WAS TAKING VIDEOS AND PICTURES OF US DANCING. TURNS OUT HE WAS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER. FML

#1163738
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102068) - you deserved it (4685)

On 04/20/2009 at 7:05pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on mah ankle. As I cross mah legs to look at mah notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML

#1018681
155 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

I handed the keys to mah Mustang to mah mom so she could go car shopping . As she pulled away , I remembered the condom wrappers , sex toy packaging , and empty bottle of rum that was in the passenger's seat of mah car . I'm twenty . FML

#945659
155 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 6:46am - intimacy - by jackass (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow , and when the daughter saw it , she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looks at my nametag , then me , then turns to her daughter and says ( Because he hates God honey ). FML

#827000
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67585) - you deserved it (4748)

On 04/05/2009 at 11:14pm - work - by maconda99 (man) - United States (Colorado)



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