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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1203
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gabobi91 : Witty comment that makes me seem intelligent.
Music is extremely important to me. So is my education. University of Michigan. Go Wolverines!
Seasoned traveler. Grew up in Seattle, lived in Hawaii, currently residing outside of Detroit.
Half Lebanese, half Costa Rican.
Message me if you want. I like talking to interesting people.

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gabobi91's favorite FMLs

Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML

#20584680
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44604) - you deserved it (8397)

On 04/11/2013 at 5:11am - misc - by zahra_786 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

#20037281
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6401) - you deserved it (71800)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

#20005831
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20204) - you deserved it (1352)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by 44magnumtime (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

#19592298
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30347) - you deserved it (3076)

On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33868) - you deserved it (9005)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

#17902155
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29327) - you deserved it (4911)

On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42485) - you deserved it (17741)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51009) - you deserved it (3615)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12633) - you deserved it (26274)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

#12498978
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39716) - you deserved it (2941)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

#12436669
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29254) - you deserved it (2599)

On 08/10/2010 at 5:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

#12426851
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29097) - you deserved it (8674)

On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML

#12332951
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35720) - you deserved it (3250)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Tired (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29667) - you deserved it (33519)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML



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