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Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39442) - you deserved it (3464)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29933) - you deserved it (3093)

On 01/25/2010 at 5:18am - kids - by shitface (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (88561) - you deserved it (18443)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)



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