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Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
by Anon / 03/10/2011 at 10:08am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by prdept. / 03/09/2011 at 12:12pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 6:28am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
by Anonymous / 03/01/2011 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
by Anonymous / 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
by inder / 02/25/2011 at 11:03am / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Intimacy
by greenchan / 02/25/2011 at 12:12am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by Animal / 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
by no name / 02/22/2011 at 7:25am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and she told me she wanted to draw a picture of me. After she was done, she showed me the picture. I'm drawn as a fat cow. The worst part is, the picture actually looks kinda like me. FML
by magoo16 / 02/21/2011 at 12:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by weezer / 02/21/2011 at 8:07am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…