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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
by thinner than you / 11/20/2012 at 4:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I was told I will be having twins; this came as a shock since there are no twins in my family. When I asked my mom about it, she said that she wasn't surprised and not to worry about it because she had "absorbed her twin" and that the problem would "take care of itself." FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2012 at 7:01am / United States / Intimacy
by Nyquilwtf / 09/23/2012 at 1:03am / United States / Health
by darawbs / 09/09/2012 at 8:39pm / United States / Work
by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
by nick / 05/18/2012 at 3:22am / United States / Animals
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 5:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by colts609380 / 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Vero / 05/17/2012 at 11:02am / Austria (Oberosterreich) / Love
by Username / 05/17/2012 at 10:37am / Australia / Health
by secret_source / 05/17/2012 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 12:35am / United States / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…