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by Anon / 01/09/2013 at 2:27pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad learned that it's possible to power a lightbulb with a potato. Since then, he's been going around the house removing all the plugs from the wall and plugging them into potatoes instead. He's absolutely baffled as to why it won't work. FML
by Darkandcold / 01/09/2013 at 2:23pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
by loveyouson / 01/09/2013 at 1:48pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Kids
by lovingthis / 01/09/2013 at 11:48am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by kk / 01/09/2013 at 11:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, a little girl came in and asked if we had any dance clothes. As I showed her, I asked if she was in a competition. When she said yes, I crossed my fingers and told her I hoped she would win. Unfortunately, I didn't cross them properly and I accidentally gave her the finger. FML
by georgiamarshall_ / 01/09/2013 at 5:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/09/2013 at 2:02am / Israel / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML
by EsotericBrent / 01/09/2013 at 1:50am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Holidays
by ugh / 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, my wife has the flu, while I have strep throat. We have a two-year-old toddler and have no clue as to who's more contagious and who should take care of her as to not get her sick. Yay for the entire day of surgical masks and Sesame Street. FML
by Curly / 01/08/2013 at 7:26pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by life// / 01/08/2013 at 6:56pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by anonymous001 / 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by finallyready / 01/08/2013 at 2:56pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
by whateven / 01/08/2013 at 12:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I took my grandma to what I thought was a nice movie. An actor used the word "cunt", which prompted her to ask what that word meant in a loud "whisper". She followed up even more loudly with, "Does that mean pussy?" FML
by troll of a gran / 01/08/2013 at 12:10pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…