About gabechriswill : Names Gabe or Gabriel, whatever You prefer. From Ohio but now live in Georgia. Good listener. I appreciate the beauty in things and/or one's compassion. I like to get out and do things with friends. Mild Gamer. Optimistic and can find humor or a reason to smile in absolutely any situation. All around type of guy. I favor certain Hip-Hop, alt rock, electronica, classical. I'm an Account Executive for a technology/software company. I Like meeting people, so message me if you like.
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Today, I gave my boss a report I wrote on my own time, full of suggestions on how to increase productivity and profits at our company. He said my ideas made "about as much sense as pistol-whipping a ghost" and that I was impressing no-one. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML
by too eager / 04/25/2016 at 11:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, my father informed me that I will have no chance of dating a good man if I keep up with these interracial relationships. And that he won't be supporting me through college if I continue this "rebellion." My boyfriend is half black and loves the same music, sports, and movies as my dad. FML
by katiebird / 03/16/2016 at 4:51pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/08/2015 at 9:02pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by 4lphab3t4 / 11/12/2015 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML
by Quendolin / 11/09/2015 at 9:07am / Germany / Miscellaneous
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
by -_- / 10/07/2015 at 7:29am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
by JJ / 10/03/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML
by briscoe / 09/28/2015 at 10:48pm / United States (Minnesota) / Transportation
by zAstonish / 09/25/2015 at 11:03am / Singapore / Animals
Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML
by supersplatoon / 09/08/2015 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML
by Bishop423 / 07/22/2015 at 12:21am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML
by anonymous / 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids