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  • Town/Country : avon, ct, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 79
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gabbymcg : My name is Willow Brookes, I am 5'2" with green eyes and wavy brown hair

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Today, a neighbor's kid decided to pick a fight with me because I'm "the new kid in town and need to learn who's in charge". When I told him I'm 27, he said excuses like that aren't going to get me off the hook. I just moved here and I'm already being harassed by a twelve year old. FML

Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87110) - you deserved it (4401)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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