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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7791
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today , I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch . When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house . FML

#19710160
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10208) - you deserved it (29755)

On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, wile sitting in ma Forensic Psycology class, ma professor listd all of te main traits looool tat indicate someone may very well be a sociopat . Every single trait describd ma fiancé perfectly . FML

#19708258
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27509) - you deserved it (5173)

On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with mah abusively controlling grlfriend. I don't know wat I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17537) - you deserved it (42798)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, mah girlfriend stuck her finger up mah butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward an made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36791) - you deserved it (8868)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States

Today, after 5 months of unemployment and hardcore job searching, I got hred 4 mah dream job. I called mah mum to tell her all about it, to which she responded, ( Great honey! Now all u need to do is lose all that wieght ). She allowed me all of 4 minutes of feeling good about myself. FML

#19676513
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20583) - you deserved it (2684)

On 05/25/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by daddyowl - Canada (Quebec)

Today , mah teenage daughter asked me if accents r hereditary!! FML

#19675314
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17834) - you deserved it (3621)

On 05/24/2012 at 9:37pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY , MOM WATCED A DR. PIL EPISODE. SE'S NOW YSTERICAL BECAUSE SE ASSUMES ME AN FRIENDS ARE INVOLVED IN SEX PARTIES. ALL BECAUSE A MAN ON TE TV SAID SO. FML

#19671635
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24310) - you deserved it (1967)

On 05/24/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by silencio - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML

#19663287
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34489) - you deserved it (4033)

On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I took the day off work to be with wife , since she's always bemoaning lack of romantic gestures. As thanks , she spent most of the day reading looool Fifty Shades of Grey , which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight , starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

#19662141
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17843) - you deserved it (3306)

On 05/22/2012 at 12:11pm - love - by boblaj (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I Photoshopped A Picture For Mah Facebook Profile So Mah Stomach Would Look A Little Flatter . I Came Back Later, Only To Fine Someone Had Said, ( What In God's Name Is This? Is Your Belly Duck-facing? ) An Half A Dozen Other Insults . FML

#19658445
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6501) - you deserved it (38539)

On 05/21/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Cam (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

TODAY, MY COLLEAGUE YET AGAIN MISUSED THE WORD ( LITERALLY. ) IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE. I HAVE TO WORK OPPOSITE HIM AND HEAR HIM SAY THINGS LYK HE'S JUST ( LITERALLY SHIT HIMSELF INSIDE OUT. ) FML

#19656531
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19496) - you deserved it (4615)

On 05/21/2012 at 10:11am - work - by Rebecca (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND AND I WENT MINI GOLFING WITH HIS FAMILY. WE HAD A COMPETITION GOING ON, AND WHEN I MANAGD TO GET TWO CONSECUTIVE HOLES IN ONE, HE STARTD SEETHING AND MUTTERD THAT I'M DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BECOMING SINGLE. FML

#19652024
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22825) - you deserved it (2659)

On 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jacquelinez (woman) - United States

Today.!! !! my sister got married !! It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heretfelt toast to the happy couple !! I got so nervou that I kept stuttering an finally ended with "Congrat Beth an Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric !! Her ex was named Steve !! FML

#19650903
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24045) - you deserved it (8859)

On 05/20/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by shygirl - United States (Michigan)

today I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had startd to dry out. When my mom askd me if I needd anything, I immediately respondd with "lotion and tissues," realizing what I was suggesting. She then talkd to me fir 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML

#19650159
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26592) - you deserved it (3018)

On 05/20/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by sick and awkward - United States (Maryland)



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