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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1272
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gabbadale : im fun, spontaneous, a good friend

oh and by the way, tell your dad i need my panties back

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Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

#2655825
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44687) - you deserved it (6390)

On 06/06/2009 at 9:17am - animals - by Jay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML

#2138736
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10435) - you deserved it (74165)

On 05/21/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by boyo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

#2116644
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62993) - you deserved it (3489)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
435 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend was sick so I took her 5 year old daughter out to eat. Half-way through our "date" she asks me loudly "Can we go back to the car now and take our clothes off?" Apparently she meant her toy dog's clothes. Face burning, we left a half laughing/half glaring crowd behind. FML

#1962553
95 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by BigBadTron (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

#1949482
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57220) - you deserved it (3416)

On 05/14/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by thisreallyhappened (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

#1949482
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57220) - you deserved it (3416)

On 05/14/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by thisreallyhappened (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
153 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML

#1836224
0 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 2:21am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML

#1834550
641 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Hallllo (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

#1832318
340 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
241 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

#1693218
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71204) - you deserved it (4624)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
357 comments

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On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)



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