gabbadale

Search for a member

gabbadale

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 June 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1644
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gabbadale : im fun, spontaneous, a good friend

oh and by the way, tell your dad i need my panties back

gabbadale's page activity

Visits<b>woiz</b> - the 10/20/2013 at 5:45pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:53pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 1:10am<b>ha</b> - the 12/18/2009 at 7:22pm<b>DizzyDemon0</b> - the 07/03/2009 at 2:15pm<b>hk</b> - the 06/27/2009 at 5:49am<b>atalt</b> - the 06/21/2009 at 8:56pm<b>katelyns</b> - the 06/14/2009 at 6:50am<b>TheRetard</b> - the 06/14/2009 at 2:51am<b>DarkMirror</b> - the 06/09/2009 at 10:14pm<b>Geist</b> - the 06/09/2009 at 3:09pm<b>hahahahah</b> - the 06/09/2009 at 11:12am<b>Zero2Sixty</b> - the 06/08/2009 at 6:40pm<b>ilikeboys</b> - the 06/05/2009 at 5:44pm<b>Kristinabby</b> - the 06/03/2009 at 3:27pm<b>Wheats62</b> - the 06/01/2009 at 2:28am<b>sugarhi619</b> - the 05/30/2009 at 10:29pm<b>Hey_Darl</b> - the 05/29/2009 at 3:47pm

gabbadale's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

gabbadale's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

by Jay / 06/06/2009 at 9:17am / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML

by boyo / 05/21/2009 at 5:48am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

by lm / 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

by sucks / 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals

Today, my girlfriend was sick so I took her 5 year old daughter out to eat. Half-way through our "date" she asks me loudly "Can we go back to the car now and take our clothes off?" Apparently she meant her toy dog's clothes. Face burning, we left a half laughing/half glaring crowd behind. FML

by BigBadTron / 05/15/2009 at 1:10pm / United States (Utah) / Kids

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

by thisreallyhappened / 05/14/2009 at 10:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

by thisreallyhappened / 05/14/2009 at 10:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2009 at 1:13pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

by chelserusera / 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2009 at 2:21am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals

Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML

by Hallllo / 05/11/2009 at 1:12am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

by Anonymous / 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

by Oblivious / 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm / Kuwait / Love

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2009 at 3:17pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

by Dunzo15 / 05/02/2009 at 2:28am / United States (New York) / Work