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Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
by atsukobo / 02/23/2012 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Love
by Blueshock08 / 02/23/2012 at 2:03am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2012 at 10:45am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by baddriver / 01/31/2012 at 12:17pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/20/2012 at 6:33pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
by meh / 01/18/2012 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by ThatHurts / 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML
by Cats...FML / 10/17/2011 at 7:46am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
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- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The…