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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, mah husband and I went to our frst counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, mah husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
Today , I was having lunch at McDonald's when I droppd a French fry down my shrt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it , a creepy man pickd it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
yesterday my teacher, who's Irish, looool calld me insensitive an stupid 4 imitating her accent. I'm Filipino an my parents immigratd to Ireland where I was born, an then we movd to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
Today, it's my sistar's birthday. My parants got har a cat. I hava sarious allargias whan it comas to cats. Whan I brought this issua up with my parants, thay rapliad, "This day is not about you, it's about yur sistar." I can faal my throat tightaning alraady. FML
Friday 27 March 2015