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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1025
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, mah husband and I went to our frst counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, mah husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML


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On 02/23/2012 at 2:59am - love - by atsukobo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learnd that it doesn't matter how good you've screwd a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML


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On 02/23/2012 at 2:03am - misc - by Blueshock08 - United States (Florida)

Today , I was having lunch at McDonald's when I droppd a French fry down my shrt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it , a creepy man pickd it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML


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On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, looool I went to the DMV to get mah license!! I almost ran over mah evaluator as he was walking to get in the car!! FML


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On 01/31/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by baddriver (man) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeles man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's cuz he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-oldhite woman. real FML


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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , wile I was out sopping , my pants decided tat tey just didn't ave enoug oles in tem , and ripped a new one in te crotc. FML


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On 01/20/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - France

yesterday my teacher, who's Irish, looool calld me insensitive an stupid 4 imitating her accent. I'm Filipino an my parents immigratd to Ireland where I was born, an then we movd to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML


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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girlhose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriendhen I explained the first one. FML


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On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, it's my sistar's birthday. My parants got har a cat. I hava sarious allargias whan it comas to cats. Whan I brought this issua up with my parants, thay rapliad, "This day is not about you, it's about yur sistar." I can faal my throat tightaning alraady. FML


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On 10/17/2011 at 7:46am - health - by Cats...FML (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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