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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 September 1993 (22 years)
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Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24960) - you deserved it (3718)

On 02/23/2012 at 2:59am - love - by atsukobo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML


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On 02/23/2012 at 2:03am - misc - by Blueshock08 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47854) - you deserved it (4875)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML


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On 01/31/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by baddriver (man) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML


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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML


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On 01/20/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - France

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40111) - you deserved it (2897)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML


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On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML


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On 10/17/2011 at 7:46am - health - by Cats...FML (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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