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About g9m9brown : ok then hope you had fun wasting your time reading this. I dare you to message me.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014