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About g9m9brown : ok then hope you had fun wasting your time reading this. I dare you to message me.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
Friday 29 May 2015