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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8045
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About fyourlife33 : not sure why it lies about how many comments you've posted

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fyourlife33's favorite FMLs

Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML

#4159325
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45356) - you deserved it (6233)

On 07/30/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by VelocityMary (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart to heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML

#4156133
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12290) - you deserved it (48543)

On 07/30/2009 at 8:02am - intimacy - by BrokenVow (woman) - Canada (British Columbia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67053) - you deserved it (4392)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85101) - you deserved it (5855)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

#3664691
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18438) - you deserved it (66561)

On 07/11/2009 at 11:13am - intimacy - by crazyt446 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

#3398201
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (155302) - you deserved it (9885)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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