Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

fylx100

Search for a member

fylx100

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 661
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About fylx100 : I

fylx100's page activity

Visits<b>thebeast74</b> - the 05/09/2014 at 10:29pm<b>Rizzen</b> - the 12/14/2013 at 6:22pm<b>bmmondi95</b> - the 11/23/2013 at 5:00pm<b>Jarl_the_Elite</b> - the 11/20/2013 at 6:28pm<b>dinoblue57</b> - the 10/19/2013 at 3:17pm<b>MONTOYA412</b> - the 09/24/2013 at 8:55pm<b>hunteryager</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 6:31am<b>gab86</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 4:26am<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 06/25/2013 at 3:27am<b>baileymariee</b> - the 05/24/2013 at 11:24am<b>jramirez16</b> - the 05/24/2013 at 1:01am<b>Dennisse_47</b> - the 05/23/2013 at 11:22pm<b>rs96</b> - the 05/21/2013 at 7:22am<b>Mornai</b> - the 05/18/2013 at 8:25am<b>idont_exist</b> - the 05/06/2013 at 10:37am<b>Denny1</b> - the 04/22/2013 at 9:56pm<b>hotwheels19</b> - the 03/19/2013 at 6:20pm<b>Budderchook</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 4:42am

fylx100's FML badges

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of fylx100's badges

fylx100's favorite FMLs

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

#20814697
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58269) - you deserved it (10377)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, while filling out paperwork at the dermatologist, it asked what color I would use to describe my skin tone. When the nurse saw I chose fair, she mumbled "Ghost is more like it." I have a severe sun allergy. FML

#20795568
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46236) - you deserved it (3789)

On 07/21/2013 at 11:03am - misc - by Ghostly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML

#20653962
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49181) - you deserved it (5265)

On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

#20526564
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35344) - you deserved it (6779)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

#20415890
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16044) - you deserved it (45613)

On 12/23/2012 at 10:02am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

#20140430
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26474) - you deserved it (2536)

On 10/30/2012 at 5:26pm - misc - by rarara - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

#20139786
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10203) - you deserved it (40529)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

#20083631
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20831) - you deserved it (8820)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

#19611170
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19681) - you deserved it (3979)

On 05/12/2012 at 10:36am - work - by picklet (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

Today, I got all my wisdom teeth out. Have you ever thrown up after mouth surgery? Stomach acid in your bloody gum holes is just as fun as it sounds. FML

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32831) - you deserved it (4634)

On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML

#7551805
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28459) - you deserved it (3929)

On 01/24/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by dan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML

#5921538
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6842) - you deserved it (51886)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: