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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 July 1992 (22 years)
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About fxk_mii_lif3 : Hey all! the name happens too be kimberly. 17 is the age i am! rhode island is the state i live in. i have a crapy life than i have a good life. 50 50. funny shit happens. music is what i need. sometimes i listen too it too explain what i am going through. i am the type of girl who always drops her phone and wears a black elastic around her wrist. i am pretty amazing once you get too know me. (:

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML

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