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Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45663) - you deserved it (26311)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51216) - you deserved it (3927)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - kids - by bbbkingsey (man) - United States (Florida)



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