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Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42296) - you deserved it (2153)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML


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On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)

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