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Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18617) - you deserved it (46919)

On 06/01/2009 at 6:46am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our 1 year anniversary and it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two pack of cigarettes. FML

#2465572
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I agree, your life sucks (42102) - you deserved it (9635)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by sadwife (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our 1 year anniversary and it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two pack of cigarettes. FML

#2465572
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42102) - you deserved it (9635)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by sadwife (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our 1 year anniversary and it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two pack of cigarettes. FML

#2465572
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42102) - you deserved it (9635)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by sadwife (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

#2429175
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I agree, your life sucks (42192) - you deserved it (12139)

On 05/30/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by peopleinthepark (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41581) - you deserved it (10374)

On 04/21/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Jesus (man) - United States (Maine)



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