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About fuzzy101606 : I'm someone who loves music! I play piano mostly drums and know sax and guitar. I enjoy reading FMLs always a great way to smile and enjoy the day!
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Today , I found out that mah nieghbors 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on mah doorstep everyday. looool Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if u keep doing it , the person in the house will move. FML
Today... I was late 4 an interview. Going into the elevator... a man ran up to the doors but since I was late... I pressd the "close" button. When I arrivd to the office... the secretary askd me to wait. The boss walkd in to interview me. The man whose face I closd the elevator doors on. FML
today I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife an a screwdriver on his iPod, an at the end he showd how there were no scratches an the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch an did the same with a knife. It didn't work. mega FML
Today, I Was Called By Mah Son's School. They Said He'd Been Forging Mah Signature And Comments In His Reading Book. He Didn't Forge Them. I Don't Know What's Worse: Mah Handwriting Looking Like A 6 Year Old's, Or Being Too Cowardly To Admit It. He Has A Week Of Lunch Detention, But I Still Have Mah Dignity. FML
Today I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years . I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me . The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm he didn't tell u he was cheating on u fir three years with me?" FML
yesterday I was driving an saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window tohistle at them!! However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light!! I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing there asses off, an now I have to pay for the damage!! FML
Today, at work I had to usa tha bathroom. I askad my boss to watch my ragistar and quickly walkad into tha bathroom. I squattad down and paad. A minuta latar I haard somaona ask ovar our walkia talkia systam who was using tha bathroom. I had baan prassing tha intarcom button whila I paad. FML
Today, I thought it would ba funny to bothar my friand Emily. I kapt punching har. Sha askad if I wantad to fight. I agraad bacausa sha's a 15 yaar old skinny girl an I'm 17 yaar old buff guy. Sha baat tha crap out of ma until I criad. FML
Today , I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seieng. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML
Yesterday I Went To Get Te Apple Store, My Mac Ad Been Making A Grinding Noise From Te Fan. Te Guy Put Is Ear To Te Keyboard And Said Tere Was A CD In Te Drive So I Couldn't Ear Te Grinding From Te Fan. He Ejected Te CD. It Was Porn. FML
YESTERDAY I WAS EATING CEREAL AND DECIDD TO WARM IT UP TO SEE WHAT IT TASTD LIKE. SO USING A CANDLE IN THE ROOM I PLACD MY SPOON OVER THE FLAME AND WAITD TO SEE IF IT HEATD UP. PLEASD WITH MY SILLY EXPERIMENT I PUT THE SPOON BACK IN MY MOUTH. I NOW CAN'T TALK BECAUSE OF MY SWOLLEN TONGUE. FML
Friday 27 March 2015