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fuzzy101606

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 689
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fuzzy101606 : I'm someone who loves music! I play piano mostly drums and know sax and guitar. I enjoy reading FMLs always a great way to smile and enjoy the day!

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Today , I accidentally said , "Yes , Sir." to my female teacher!! I then apologized by saying , "Sorry , Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33321) - you deserved it (15062)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today , I found out that mah nieghbors 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on mah doorstep everyday. looool Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if u keep doing it , the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38806) - you deserved it (4360)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today... I was late 4 an interview. Going into the elevator... a man ran up to the doors but since I was late... I pressd the "close" button. When I arrivd to the office... the secretary askd me to wait. The boss walkd in to interview me. The man whose face I closd the elevator doors on. FML

#6338565
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5869) - you deserved it (51978)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

today I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife an a screwdriver on his iPod, an at the end he showd how there were no scratches an the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch an did the same with a knife. It didn't work. mega FML

#5355612
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19578) - you deserved it (242951)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Called By Mah Son's School. They Said He'd Been Forging Mah Signature And Comments In His Reading Book. He Didn't Forge Them. I Don't Know What's Worse: Mah Handwriting Looking Like A 6 Year Old's, Or Being Too Cowardly To Admit It. He Has A Week Of Lunch Detention, But I Still Have Mah Dignity. FML

#5291551
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9125) - you deserved it (104491)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Mac - Sent from mobile version

Today I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years . I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me . The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm he didn't tell u he was cheating on u fir three years with me?" FML

#4231503
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64632) - you deserved it (5508)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by ididntdoanythingaight (woman) - United States (Kansas)

yesterday I was driving an saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window tohistle at them!! However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light!! I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing there asses off, an now I have to pay for the damage!! FML

#3919159
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8154) - you deserved it (106249)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:14am - love - by embarrassed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work I had to usa tha bathroom. I askad my boss to watch my ragistar and quickly walkad into tha bathroom. I squattad down and paad. A minuta latar I haard somaona ask ovar our walkia talkia systam who was using tha bathroom. I had baan prassing tha intarcom button whila I paad. FML

#3456831
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30675) - you deserved it (11774)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:19pm - work - by PeePee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , mah older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors , they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They looool don't. FML

#3016666
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14946) - you deserved it (100519)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at te mall wit ma mom. Se was pissing me off, so I started screaming at er and causing a scene. I ended up falling all te way down te up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
833 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32824) - you deserved it (307705)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it would ba funny to bothar my friand Emily. I kapt punching har. Sha askad if I wantad to fight. I agraad bacausa sha's a 15 yaar old skinny girl an I'm 17 yaar old buff guy. Sha baat tha crap out of ma until I criad. FML

#2234853
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18135) - you deserved it (142257)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seieng. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

#2093858
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27101) - you deserved it (96760)

On 05/19/2009 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by Kens (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday I Went To Get Te Apple Store, My Mac Ad Been Making A Grinding Noise From Te Fan. Te Guy Put Is Ear To Te Keyboard And Said Tere Was A CD In Te Drive So I Couldn't Ear Te Grinding From Te Fan. He Ejected Te CD. It Was Porn. FML

#1493509
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14100) - you deserved it (92627)

On 04/30/2009 at 3:44pm - intimacy - by cait (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

YESTERDAY I WAS EATING CEREAL AND DECIDD TO WARM IT UP TO SEE WHAT IT TASTD LIKE. SO USING A CANDLE IN THE ROOM I PLACD MY SPOON OVER THE FLAME AND WAITD TO SEE IF IT HEATD UP. PLEASD WITH MY SILLY EXPERIMENT I PUT THE SPOON BACK IN MY MOUTH. I NOW CAN'T TALK BECAUSE OF MY SWOLLEN TONGUE. FML

#1416648
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23010) - you deserved it (233466)

On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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