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fuxyouhard
  • Town/Country : Honolulu, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34881) - you deserved it (4280)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by waj9876 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

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113 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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On 09/03/2011 at 1:33am - health - by whatdidIdo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to say goodbye, instead he told me, "Hope you've got all your shit. Anything you leave, I'm burning." FML

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On 09/03/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by Panda_Bearr - United States (Michigan)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

#17381652
250 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

#17148307
185 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)



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