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Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33563) - you deserved it (7253)

On 10/29/2010 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Taylor parsons - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML


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On 01/27/2010 at 7:27pm - health - by fuuuuck (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML


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On 01/10/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by ishouldntdrink (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML


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On 12/29/2009 at 2:12am - intimacy - by marriagesux - United States

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