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Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40056) - you deserved it (4191)

On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML


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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML


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On 07/11/2010 at 2:06am - health - by Cheyenne - United States (Washington)

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